Never Too Naked

  • From 24 March 2020
  • Tue – Fri 8pm | Sat 4 & 8pm
  • The Fugard Studio
  • R150 – R170
  • 12 years and older
  • English

Pieter-Dirk Uys returns as Bambi Kellermann.

Bambi Kellermann is Evita Bezuidenhout’s younger sister – and that’s where the family ties end. Whereas Tannie Evita is still the most famous white woman in South Africa, Bambi became a grand horizontal of the northern hemisphere and a super-stripper.

Never Too Naked is the name of her game and she will share some of her legendary bedtime stories. The little boeremeisie from Bethlehem in the Orange Free State found herself in Vienna in the late 1950s

and soon the sweet conservative religious virgin made way for the sophisticated, funny and powerful woman who could fight the world with irony, humour and experience. Her conversation is not for the weak-hearted – and as she says: “Bring your own condoms of prejudice and fear. You have been warned. Now lie back and enjoy it.”

“With the exceptional writing of Pieter-Dirk Uys, expect an intense and gripping Bambi cabaret.” Robyn Cohen

Please note: Access to The Studio Theatre is via two flights of stairs, if assistance is required kindly enquire at the box office.

Please note: Never Too Naked has an age restriction of 12 years.

Pieter-Dirk Uys
Bambi Kellermann

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